Men's Sock

We re not sure if this talent really comes with the promotion to Dad, but dammit if they aren t chuckle-worthy every time! Men s shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Hermione, Taylor Swift, Elle Woods – so many powerful women to look up to, whichever direction you decide to take! Women s shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton, 42% nylon and 2% spandex.

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there s a lot of beer involved. And when you re drinking beer, you want your feet to be comfy, right? Men s shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men s shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, I fucking love it out here! and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that s how he likes it. Men s shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women s shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can t lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can t lose! Also: great gift, he ll owe you one, can t lose. Men s shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn t talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do. Men s shoe size 7-12. 57%…